5 perfumes that are better than freakshakes

By Lauren Carbran

This is the year of the freakshakes – and they’re gonna be bigger and better than ever. Yep, forget freakshakes ft doughnuts (so last year); now you can add cakes, cookies and sweets to your milkshakes, which makes our heart skip a beat. To say we’re mind-blown is an understatement. But since we’re perfume fanatics, here are the gourmand fragrances that are even more delicious (and far less calorific – bonus!)…

angelmuseproductThierry Mugler Angel Muse for her

Better than a freakshake? You bet. Thierry Mugler Angel Muse is a mouthwatering collab of hazelnut cream cocoa and red berries, which conjures up a Sunday morning pancake brunch. We love the added notes of grapefruit, which will make you smell fresher than even the healthiest freakshake (which doesn’t exist, btw).

TOMFORD BLACK ORCHIDTom Ford Black Orchid for her

We didn’t think you could crave perfume until we smelt Tom Ford Black Orchid. Its gourmand notes of chocolate and vanilla remind us instantly of a freakshake. And it all comes together with the fruity additions of lemon and blackcurrant. What could be better? Nothing. We’ll have one Black Orchid to go, please.

hugo_boss_boss_the_scent_for_her_eau_de_parfum_spray_100ml_1Hugo Boss The Scent For Her

This gourmand perfume smells just like a freakshake, with cocoa and honeyed peaches (lush). But let’s be real here – it’s the captivating power Hugo Boss The Scent For Her gives you makes all the difference. Yep, you’ll smell so sexy, even if you’re not trying to.

valentinouomoValentino Uomo for him

Caffeine addicts? Valentino Uomo is for you. It’s a gourmand perfume, but not as you know it. That’s right – you won’t be able to find the blend of coffee, gianduja cream (a sweet chocolate spread) and liquor anywhere else. Sounds too good not to spritz, don’t you think?

ThierryMuglerAMenThierry Mugler A*MEN for him

A*MEN steals the thunder when it comes to gourmand fragrances AND freakshakes. The notes of chocolate, caramel and peppermint are unbeatable. Remind you of your perfect dessert, eh? In a word: genius.

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